Burgon’s best bits

He may have lost the deputy leadership race, but what a ride it’s been.

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Richard Burgon has come third in the race to become Labour’s deputy leader, behind Angela Rayner and Rosena Allin-Khan.

Burgon was one of the few characters on the Labour front bench during the Corbyn era, and he has given us many memorable moments. As he returns to the backbenches, here are a few of them.

Labour won the election

During the last General Election campaign, despite the polls pointing to a huge Tory victory, Burgon appeared on Sky News to ‘reveal exclusively on air’ that Labour was actually going to win.

Kay Burley pointed out that ‘the polls say you won’t win’. ‘The polls said we wouldn’t win last time’, replied Burgon, referring to the 2017 election, where Labour did better than expected, but still lost. ‘But you didn’t win’, said Burley.

Free badges

Burgon pulled out all the stops in the deputy leadership campaign to win people over to his cause. Arguably, his most famous initiative – which he himself said warranted a ‘big announcement’ – was his plan to give a free badge to every phone canvasser.

Free newspapers

Although Labour lost the last election decisively, Corbynistsas never tire of telling us that what really mattered is that they ‘won the argument’.

The real problem for Labour was the treacherous media, particularly the pro-Tory Murdoch press. And so Burgon hit upon the idea that Labour should have its own tabloid-style newspaper, which it would give away for free to commuters to spread the Labour message. At least he seemed to recognise that people wouldn’t want to pay for it.

‘Burgon’s useless, Burgon’s rubbish’

At least Burgon knows his limitations. In a memorable interview on Novara Media, he appeared to admit what we were all thinking: ‘Burgon’s useless, Burgon’s rubbish, Burgon doesn’t know what he’s doing.’

Of course, the line was immediately taken out-of-context – he was imitating one of his critics heckling him in the House of Commons – and a clip of it went viral. What a spectacular self-own, from a spectacular man.

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Melissa Jackson

5th April 2020 at 10:46 am

I find his wide eyed naivety to be quite endearing, in a “baby deer learning walk” way. It’s like he’s right from the pages of babies first book of Marxism.

What’s that Bambi? The evil Tory press are spreading lies about your beloved socialism? Well, we had best put together our own propaganda to really stick it to the capitalists. Perhaps we will call it Pravda, and then when the revolution comes we will ban all other newspapers so those nasty lies never get repeated again.

Rightly are the simple so called.

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