Au revoir, Jean-Claude!

Juncker was an anti-democrat, but also a top lad.



Jean-Claude Juncker is stepping down as president of the EU Commission.

Juncker undoubtedly shares the EU’s disregard for democracy. Before the French referendum on the EU constitution, as the president of the European Council, he made the choice for voters clear: ‘If it’s a Yes, we will say “on we go”, and if it’s a No we will say “we continue”.’ In 2011, he expressed his preference for ‘secret, dark debates’. And in 2015, he infamously told the debt-stricken Greeks, ‘There can be no democratic choice against the European treaties’.

But he had one thing sorely lacking among the grey suits at Brussels: he was a bit of a lad. Here are some of his highs and lows:

Face slapping, head kissing and hair fluffing

Greeting the leaders of the European Council at a summit in Riga, Juncker bestowed Europe’s prime ministers, presidents and chancellors with all manner of slaps and kisses. He saved a more sour greeting for Hungary’s Victor Orban who he called ‘the dictator’, before administering a cheeky slap.

Last year he greeted an EU officially by putting his hand behind her head and tossing her hair.

‘The European Parliament is ridiculous, very ridiculous’

Juncker temporarily won the hearts of many Eurosceptics in 2017 when he blasted the EU parliament as ‘ridiculous, very ridiculous’. Only around 30 of the parliament’s 751 MEPs showed up to a debate hosted by Maltese prime minister, Joseph Muscat. This showed that the parliament is ‘not serious’. Nous sommes d’accord, Jean-Claude!

An ‘erotic attachment’

After Boris Johnson took the keys to No10 and re-opened negotiations with the EU, there was a great deal of speculation as to how flexible the EU was willing to be, especially when it came to the Northern Ireland backstop.

Juncker told Sky News’ Sophy Ridge that he thought Brexit would definitely happen and that he had no ‘erotic attachment to the backstop’. Nice.

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Fred Mutton

1st December 2019 at 5:29 pm

If Juncker was appointed top dog you can be sure he was not there to make decisions.

Peter Gordon

30th November 2019 at 9:25 pm

Luxembourg+Juncker+Tax avoidance=massive loss of much needed revenue for the UK and elsewhere.

Ellen Whitaker

29th November 2019 at 11:15 pm

“Don’t it always go to show, that you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone …”

I will miss loving to hate Mr. Drunker. His successor doesn’t look like much fun.

Joseph Brown

29th November 2019 at 9:01 pm

Outside of Eurovision, Juncker was the only reminder of Luxembourg’s existence.

Cherrie-bye Jean-Claude, you shan’t be missed.

Dominic Straiton

29th November 2019 at 8:05 pm

The eu has corrupted every institution. It will take a new generation to bring it back. After the corrupt Regency the Victorians invented everything and in the process shaped a political system that through virtue stopped corruption. Heres hoping. The batton could been passed with a 50 year period of Regency corruption.

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