Zero: Sally Bercow
‘Is it a berk? Is it a cow? No it’s Sally Bercow.’ When Katie Price, aka cement-voiced glamour model Jordan, penned that little triplet in her Sun on Sunday column, she gave vent to a nation’s annoyance. The Bercow is impossibly irritating. Normally this wouldn’t be a problem, but because The Bercow married John Bercow, the first Speaker of the House of Commons to come from Lilliput, she has unfortunately been granted the media platform on which to parade her asininity.