Pantomime name-calling at football matches should not be a crime.
The pre-match sex debate is as old as sport itself, but it only distracts from England's bigger problems.
Calm down, everybody. Refereeing cock-ups are part of the fun of football.
Old Trafford no longer has teams trembling with fear – and that decline started under Fergie.
A feeble headbutt earned the Newcastle boss a seven-game ban and a deluge of sanctimony. The rest of us just laughed.
Must-reads from the past week
Campbell wasn't overlooked for the England captaincy because he was black, but his claim reflects an unhealthy modern outlook.
Cantona's kung-fu kick was not a political statement, it was comedy gold.
Forget the moralising about footballers’ wages - it’s a good thing players are no longer treated as serfs.
The buzzing atmosphere at Selhurst Park is the product of a revolutionary vanguard.
The Chelsea manager isn’t just the king of the memorable quote - he’s a great tactician, too.